You too can become a deceitful snake of a human being! Follow these five simple steps and you will be well on your way to reaping all of the perks of manipulating your friends and enemies.
Step 1: Gage the importance of the decision
First you must decide whether or not you can feasibly make the decision for the person in question. You obviously aren't going to be able to trick a person into falling in love with you and having your children, but you can manipulate them into having sex with you! You will need to find out how important the decision is to the person that is making it in order to determine the weight you can have in their choice. Remember, the smaller the decision, the more likely that you can change the outcome to benefit you.
Example: Bill wants to take his wife to a movie. Bill wants to see the new James Bond movie; his wife wants to see some boring chick flick. Since the decision is unimportant in the big swing of things, his wife should easily be able to dupe Bill into seeing the chick flick.
Step 2: Sympathize with the person
Show sympathy towards the person making the decision. If you can trick them into thinking that you feel for them, and that part of you agrees with the choice they are leaning towards, the simpler it will be for you to
pull the chair out from under them and get your way. At this point in the process, friendliness is key. Make small talk, and be sure to tell them exactly what they want to hear. Compliments never hurt, especially if they are specific and not your run-of-the-mill: "You are beautiful" or "You are smart."
Example: Jose (we need to be politically correct and use names from all ethnicities) doesn't want to break up with his girlfriend. As Jose's best friend, you know what a lying, cheating whore his girlfriend is, so you want him to break it off. First you need to let Jose know that you understand his feelings for her (although you definitely don't) and you need to tell him things like "You two had a good run," and "Jose, I've always appreciated your level-headedness and ability to know when you're being manipulated." Clearly, however, Jose doesn't know when he's being manipulated, because he's about to break up with his girlfriend against his will.
Step 3: Tell the person a convincing lie
At this juncture, you need to start tilting the scales in your direction. Now that you've softened the person's resolve by massaging their ego, you can sneak in a terrible lie run under nose and they will never expect it. This lie will become the basis for the rest of your argument, so make sure it is a good one. If somehow the person realizes they are being lied to and they call you out, return to step two and cover your ass with more lies.
Example: Katie really likes TheDixie Chicks, but you know that they are a bunch of flag-waving-femi-nazi hippies. You already told Katie how smart she was and what good tastes she has in music, and now you have to tell her why she shouldn't like the Dixie Chicks. "On To Catch a Predator last night I saw that girl from the Dixie Chicks try to set up a date with an eleven year old girl," you tell Katie. "No way!" she exclaims. "Yes way, and they support terrorists with their record sales and they really really like Don Imus." That should about do it.
Step 4: Break the person's will
This is the most important step in the process. It is here that you have to make the person insecure about themselves in order to make your opinion stand above the one that they hold. When this step is completed, the
person should be questioning the way he looks, acts, smells, and especially the validity of his opinions. It often helps to criticize your victim's weakest physical or mental attribute, and in doing so you will distract them from the issue at hand and put their mind in another place while you swoop in for the kill.
Example: Nick doesn't like playing basketball, but you have only 5 people so you need one more to play 3-on-3. Nick makes it clear that he will not play, and he has other things to do. After executing the first three steps in the manipulative process, you set him up big time for step four. "Nick, have you noticed how much weight you've gained lately? Seriously dude, you need the exercise. Get your fat / porky / chunky / pimply ass up here." Before Nick realizes what he is doing, he will be thinking about the stretch marks under his man boobs and he will be in his car on the way to the basketball court.
Step 5: Replace the old opinion with one of your choosing
This is the easiest step. The person is now a shell of a man, a proverbial tabula rasa (blank slate), if you will. Decide what you want or need the person to do for you or think for you, and fire that opinion at them. Since their mind is now occupied with other things, they will accept your opinion as canon.
Example: Melissa is dumbfounded because you just reminded her of the "9" she scored on the ACT. Tell her that sometimes sex is the best thing to keep her mind off of bad things like that, and slowly remove her shirt. It helps to add another compliment here, just to affirm the lie that you only want what is best for them.
Step 1: Gage the importance of the decision
First you must decide whether or not you can feasibly make the decision for the person in question. You obviously aren't going to be able to trick a person into falling in love with you and having your children, but you can manipulate them into having sex with you! You will need to find out how important the decision is to the person that is making it in order to determine the weight you can have in their choice. Remember, the smaller the decision, the more likely that you can change the outcome to benefit you.
Example: Bill wants to take his wife to a movie. Bill wants to see the new James Bond movie; his wife wants to see some boring chick flick. Since the decision is unimportant in the big swing of things, his wife should easily be able to dupe Bill into seeing the chick flick.
Step 2: Sympathize with the person
Show sympathy towards the person making the decision. If you can trick them into thinking that you feel for them, and that part of you agrees with the choice they are leaning towards, the simpler it will be for you to
pull the chair out from under them and get your way. At this point in the process, friendliness is key. Make small talk, and be sure to tell them exactly what they want to hear. Compliments never hurt, especially if they are specific and not your run-of-the-mill: "You are beautiful" or "You are smart."
Example: Jose (we need to be politically correct and use names from all ethnicities) doesn't want to break up with his girlfriend. As Jose's best friend, you know what a lying, cheating whore his girlfriend is, so you want him to break it off. First you need to let Jose know that you understand his feelings for her (although you definitely don't) and you need to tell him things like "You two had a good run," and "Jose, I've always appreciated your level-headedness and ability to know when you're being manipulated." Clearly, however, Jose doesn't know when he's being manipulated, because he's about to break up with his girlfriend against his will.
Step 3: Tell the person a convincing lie
At this juncture, you need to start tilting the scales in your direction. Now that you've softened the person's resolve by massaging their ego, you can sneak in a terrible lie run under nose and they will never expect it. This lie will become the basis for the rest of your argument, so make sure it is a good one. If somehow the person realizes they are being lied to and they call you out, return to step two and cover your ass with more lies.
Example: Katie really likes The
Step 4: Break the person's will
This is the most important step in the process. It is here that you have to make the person insecure about themselves in order to make your opinion stand above the one that they hold. When this step is completed, the
person should be questioning the way he looks, acts, smells, and especially the validity of his opinions. It often helps to criticize your victim's weakest physical or mental attribute, and in doing so you will distract them from the issue at hand and put their mind in another place while you swoop in for the kill.
Example: Nick doesn't like playing basketball, but you have only 5 people so you need one more to play 3-on-3. Nick makes it clear that he will not play, and he has other things to do. After executing the first three steps in the manipulative process, you set him up big time for step four. "Nick, have you noticed how much weight you've gained lately? Seriously dude, you need the exercise. Get your fat / porky / chunky / pimply ass up here." Before Nick realizes what he is doing, he will be thinking about the stretch marks under his man boobs and he will be in his car on the way to the basketball court.
Step 5: Replace the old opinion with one of your choosing
This is the easiest step. The person is now a shell of a man, a proverbial tabula rasa (blank slate), if you will. Decide what you want or need the person to do for you or think for you, and fire that opinion at them. Since their mind is now occupied with other things, they will accept your opinion as canon.
Example: Melissa is dumbfounded because you just reminded her of the "9" she scored on the ACT. Tell her that sometimes sex is the best thing to keep her mind off of bad things like that, and slowly remove her shirt. It helps to add another compliment here, just to affirm the lie that you only want what is best for them.
Small Talk
If you are working with someone over a longer period of time than usual, engaging in small talk concerning something of their interest will quickly increase their liking of you, thus increasing trust. For example, if you are talking to someone who likes Metallica, bring some songs up in your next conversation.
Don't Be Suspicious
Never, I repeat, NEVER, straight up ask for the information you need. You must get it without them suspecting. What I mean is, if you need their password, don't say "Hey what's your password?" or even "Hey, if you give me your password I can do (insert fake hack or service here..) for you." Unless they are EXTREMELY stupid or gullible, they will probably not fall for this, and this will bring about awkwardness or suspicion in future conversations. Instead, secretly acquire small bits of useful information at a time. Much like in the "Getting your friend's password" thread, try something like asking them what songs you should buy with your new iTunes card. This will cause them to leak their likes or favorite things, which sometimes have something to do with their password.
Also note, this does not only apply to passwords.. Take your scenario and use this as a guideline.
Have A Friendly Behavior
Act like a friend to them, whether you are friends or not. This will make conversations less tense between you (bringing him off guard), thus increasing the chance of the slave leaking the info you need.
"Understand Their Problems"
Just like you would do to a girl, let the slave openly discuss their problems. At the same time, act as if you understand and care. This will create an opportunity afterward for you to bring up your own. (This means you can finish the job! e.g. bring in the iTunes line mentioned earlier or whatever goes with the info you need.)
By now your target is now a slave and is ready for more manipulation or has already been manipulated, if you got the needed info by using this thread.
If you are working with someone over a longer period of time than usual, engaging in small talk concerning something of their interest will quickly increase their liking of you, thus increasing trust. For example, if you are talking to someone who likes Metallica, bring some songs up in your next conversation.
Don't Be Suspicious
Never, I repeat, NEVER, straight up ask for the information you need. You must get it without them suspecting. What I mean is, if you need their password, don't say "Hey what's your password?" or even "Hey, if you give me your password I can do (insert fake hack or service here..) for you." Unless they are EXTREMELY stupid or gullible, they will probably not fall for this, and this will bring about awkwardness or suspicion in future conversations. Instead, secretly acquire small bits of useful information at a time. Much like in the "Getting your friend's password" thread, try something like asking them what songs you should buy with your new iTunes card. This will cause them to leak their likes or favorite things, which sometimes have something to do with their password.
Also note, this does not only apply to passwords.. Take your scenario and use this as a guideline.
Have A Friendly Behavior
Act like a friend to them, whether you are friends or not. This will make conversations less tense between you (bringing him off guard), thus increasing the chance of the slave leaking the info you need.
"Understand Their Problems"
Just like you would do to a girl, let the slave openly discuss their problems. At the same time, act as if you understand and care. This will create an opportunity afterward for you to bring up your own. (This means you can finish the job! e.g. bring in the iTunes line mentioned earlier or whatever goes with the info you need.)
By now your target is now a slave and is ready for more manipulation or has already been manipulated, if you got the needed info by using this thread.
Great idea of SE winning
Today I am going to teach you how to formulate an argument and win almost every time, by executing your side of the argument in an appropriate manner. This doesn't have to neccessarily be an argument, but this can be used to get your point across. You don't have to be right either. A quote by one of my favorite people in history:
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it."
-Adolf Hitler
If you believe it, then so will they.
Part 1
First you need to get your thoughts straight before you start your speech, article, or post. You want to make it look like you know what you are talking about, whether you do or don't.
-If what you are saying is true, and there are facts to go along with it be very detailed, and provide links if you have any.
A lot of times one person will be attacking and one will be defending.
When you are defending - You make a topic or a comment voicing your opinion on a topic. Lets say this topic is evolution. The attacker will start trying to put you down, and use proof against you. This is a very controversial situation. If you are on evolutions side you will usually hear things like "God is for the weak" or "There is no proof of God Evolution is fact". No you can't say things that people know are a lie. Everybody knows that Evolution is a theory. So you want to use that to your advantage.You can do this by saying something to the extent of "Evolution may be a theory, but that is only because science is everchanging, and the scientific community discovers new things everyday about our past, present, and future."
It is easier to attack the other person's beliefs, but it is much more effective to prove your own to be true.
This will make you sound more confident, and they will have to choose their words more carefully. On a lot of forums they just won't reply at all if they are stuck. Even if they are right and they know it, they may not know how to convey their knowledge in an educated way. This is where you would gain the upper hand.
Tip #1- You want to make the other person feel stupid without saying anything offensive. Watch your language and use
proper Grammar.
Part 2
This will be the proper way of being on the attacking side. This is useful in situations when you want to make someone feel hurt or insecure. This should be your main goal. It may make you feel bad afterwards (only for people with souls). I kid.
Your main tool here is sticking with it. Don't change your story. Stick with what you got and run with it. Never look weak and hold your ground.
If they ever get the upper hand, and you know you are wrong find evidence that is similar to your story. Find links and sources. A lot of the time the other person might be right, but they have no sources or proof.
Attacking is a good way to get at somebody. Pay attention to their mistakes, their hand gestures. If you say something that gets them a little agitated run with that. If they get distracted and angry, It will be an easy win for you.
This is a method of Social Engineering. Some of you may hate on me for saying Hitler is one of my favorite people in history. I don't care. His story is inspiring. His country was in a great depression. He found one people group to blame it on. The country came together as one and united. He built an army and air force nearly over night. He convinceBritain and France
So to sum up this it is pretty simple.
1. Lie if you have to, but never, I mean NEVER change your story.
2. Find proof and sources that you can bend into helping you win.
3. Find your opponents weakness and run with it. If it makes them agitated or angry they will forget about the discussion and just start attacking you with names. This makes them look childish and you win.
3 1/2. Never attack your opponent directly. Don't use childish names. This will only make you look immature and weak. Only attack his/her intelligence and/or lack of knowledge on the subject. Do this in a "professional manner" though.
4. Be confident. Never let them get the upper hand.
Part 3
This is going to explain the proper execution of your argument or opinion.
You want to get your point across, and you want people to listen. You yourself has to be open minded. You need to make what you say look proffesional. That means proper grammar, no cursing, and not using childish names. Grammar and maturity is key.
If you are typing, don't use acronyms or shortened word like: Idc, idgaf, idk, etc., etc.
If you are "discussing" this in real life try to keep your tone calm but confident. If you have ever been in an argument, and you are getting frustrated. You know how well this works for the other guy.
Tip #2- A lot of times it makes you sound smart and confuses your opponent when you answer a question with a question.
example:
Question: "Can you prove that evolutions is fact?"
Answer: "Can you prove your God exists?"
I believe the best way to end this little tutorial would be with another quote that sums it all up.
"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."
-Adolf Hitler
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it."
-Adolf Hitler
If you believe it, then so will they.
Part 1
First you need to get your thoughts straight before you start your speech, article, or post. You want to make it look like you know what you are talking about, whether you do or don't.
-If what you are saying is true, and there are facts to go along with it be very detailed, and provide links if you have any.
A lot of times one person will be attacking and one will be defending.
When you are defending - You make a topic or a comment voicing your opinion on a topic. Lets say this topic is evolution. The attacker will start trying to put you down, and use proof against you. This is a very controversial situation. If you are on evolutions side you will usually hear things like "God is for the weak" or "There is no proof of God Evolution is fact". No you can't say things that people know are a lie. Everybody knows that Evolution is a theory. So you want to use that to your advantage.You can do this by saying something to the extent of "Evolution may be a theory, but that is only because science is everchanging, and the scientific community discovers new things everyday about our past, present, and future."
It is easier to attack the other person's beliefs, but it is much more effective to prove your own to be true.
This will make you sound more confident, and they will have to choose their words more carefully. On a lot of forums they just won't reply at all if they are stuck. Even if they are right and they know it, they may not know how to convey their knowledge in an educated way. This is where you would gain the upper hand.
Tip #1- You want to make the other person feel stupid without saying anything offensive. Watch your language and use
proper Grammar.
Part 2
This will be the proper way of being on the attacking side. This is useful in situations when you want to make someone feel hurt or insecure. This should be your main goal. It may make you feel bad afterwards (only for people with souls). I kid.
Your main tool here is sticking with it. Don't change your story. Stick with what you got and run with it. Never look weak and hold your ground.
If they ever get the upper hand, and you know you are wrong find evidence that is similar to your story. Find links and sources. A lot of the time the other person might be right, but they have no sources or proof.
Attacking is a good way to get at somebody. Pay attention to their mistakes, their hand gestures. If you say something that gets them a little agitated run with that. If they get distracted and angry, It will be an easy win for you.
This is a method of Social Engineering. Some of you may hate on me for saying Hitler is one of my favorite people in history. I don't care. His story is inspiring. His country was in a great depression. He found one people group to blame it on. The country came together as one and united. He built an army and air force nearly over night. He convince
So to sum up this it is pretty simple.
1. Lie if you have to, but never, I mean NEVER change your story.
2. Find proof and sources that you can bend into helping you win.
3. Find your opponents weakness and run with it. If it makes them agitated or angry they will forget about the discussion and just start attacking you with names. This makes them look childish and you win.
3 1/2. Never attack your opponent directly. Don't use childish names. This will only make you look immature and weak. Only attack his/her intelligence and/or lack of knowledge on the subject. Do this in a "professional manner" though.
4. Be confident. Never let them get the upper hand.
Part 3
This is going to explain the proper execution of your argument or opinion.
You want to get your point across, and you want people to listen. You yourself has to be open minded. You need to make what you say look proffesional. That means proper grammar, no cursing, and not using childish names. Grammar and maturity is key.
If you are typing, don't use acronyms or shortened word like: Idc, idgaf, idk, etc., etc.
If you are "discussing" this in real life try to keep your tone calm but confident. If you have ever been in an argument, and you are getting frustrated. You know how well this works for the other guy.
Tip #2- A lot of times it makes you sound smart and confuses your opponent when you answer a question with a question.
example:
Question: "Can you prove that evolutions is fact?"
Answer: "Can you prove your God exists?"
I believe the best way to end this little tutorial would be with another quote that sums it all up.
"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."
-Adolf Hitler
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