5 types of online daters to watch out for

The One Who Insists Too Much

• Nickname: The Pusher
• You’ll know them by: The prickly way they seem to make you feel.
• Things you’ll hear them say: “Forget this blind email system, what is your phone number?”

  The One Who Complains About the Opposite Sex

• Nickname: Whiner
• You’ll know them by: How quickly it takes you to look at your watch when you meet them.
• Things you’ll hear them say: “Nice guys don’t exist” or “Women are just game players.”

The One Addicted To Internet Dating

• Nickname: Online Aficionado
• You’ll know them by: Their vast knowledge of every single online dating site known to man.
• Things you’ll hear them say: “I just switched sites again because there were no good people on the other five I’ve tried.”The One Who Thinks You’re Instantly “The One”
  
• Nickname: Nuptials Nut
• You’ll know them by: The way they’ll make you suddenly consider joining a convent.
• Things you’ll hear them say: “I can’t wait to tell our grandchildren we met on the Internet!”

The Slippery One

• Nickname: Cagey Creep
• You’ll know them by: The fact that you’ve dated them for a year and still don’t know their last name.
• Things you’ll hear them say: “You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me. But no, you can’t have my home phone number. Call my cell if you need me.”