Monday, September 10, 2012
Friday, September 7, 2012
Sunday, August 26, 2012
How to make long distance relationship work
1. Regular Communication. With the likes of Skype
and G-Chat we have finally reached theJetson era where you can actually
talk to someone and see them — for free! If you are in a LDR, you must
frequently take advantage of this, but it should not feel like a chore.
It must be natural, with a yearning to hear from your beloved and share
your experiences that occurred during the day. You can even have fun by
sending random texts letting your beloved know just how special they
are to you, or that you were thinking of them.
2. Have an End Date for the LDR. An LDR should not
be indefinite… This can and will be trouble eventually. It’s best to
know that the current situation is not permanent and there should be a
goal in mind as to when the torture of the LDR will end and the two of
you will be reunited in the same area code.
3. Plan Regular Visits. My suggestion is to not
stay apart for more than 30 days. Each time you see each other, make
sure you have already planned the next visit. It gives you both
something to look forward to and prevents you from feeling that “this
is the end” after each visit. More importantly, it keeps the
relationship alive and keeps it from becoming an “imaginary
relationship.”
4. Trust is King. This is a hard one because trust requires a vulnerable willingness
and often takes time to develop. However, the truth of the matter is
that you have no other option but to trust the person you’re with if
you are going to choose to be in an LDR. Without this, an LDR is
fruitless. To assist with this, communication is key. You must speak up
when something is bothering you.
5. Beware. If you have a propensity for cheating,
stay away from LDRs. In fact, stay away from dating for awhile and
really work on this characteristic of yourself. Cheating is not cool.
6. Be Creative. Find ways to let your special
someone know that they mean the world to you. Whether it is sending
them a bouquet of flowers, a handwritten note or a care package, here’s
your chance to make the weakness of distance a strength and capitalize
on being romantic.
Do and Don't in Flirting
5 Do’s in Flirting
1. Smile. Nothing lets a person know you’re picking up what they’re putting down better than a smile. If you’re happy, he’s happy!
2. Make eye contact. Making and maintaining eye contact shows a guy you’re focused, confident, and interested in what he is saying and doing. The eyes tell all.
3. Flatter. There’s no clearer indication that you have a romantic interest in someone than a compliment.
4. Take charge. Take the conversation where you want it to go. If you expect him to call, give him your number. If you want to call him, ask for his.
5. Act gracefully. If he’s unavailable or uninterested, maintain your poise and just pretend you never started flirting in the first place.
5 Don’ts in Flirting
1. Don’t make it too obvious. Be subtle, but get your point across. You don’t have to be over-the-top; subtle indications are the most effective way to let him know that you’re attracted and interested.
2. Don’t stare. It’s important to let the person know you’re interested, but it’s equally important not to make him uncomfortable.
3. Don’t overdo it. A simple compliment will advance your efforts much further than a fabricated pickup line.
4. Don’t flirt with others simultaneously. It will confuse a man and bewilder him if you’re flirting with him and others at the same time. Keep your eyes on the prize.
5. Don’t feign interest. For men, flirting is often realized in hindsight. If you flirt and then act uninterested, he won’t pursue you. Keep your signals consistent.
4 Types of Compliments Women Can’t Resist
“I could talk to you all night long.”
As you will find with many of the compliments listed here, we’re focusing on the values of a woman — what the female deems important and flattering. Any man who has ever had even the slightest contact with the fairer sex knows that women place a high value on communication. Hence, after talking to her for a while, you need to drop the compliment that not only flatters but also excites. These are the types of compliments women can’t resist. Say it with a distinct tone of pleased surprise: “Wow, I could talk to you all night long!” Obviously, this only works if the two of you have already established a well-paced, comfortable discussion, but it’s perfect if this situation presents itself. During such a great conversation, you will be expected to provide a compliment, and there’s nothing better than this solid standby.“I like the way your mind works.”
Many women have come to expect the “Hey, you’re really smart!”
comment, and these tips here are created to set you apart. Therefore,
you need to take the next step that not only proves you listen, but that you’re also impressed with her mind
in general. Now, despite what you may think, this compliment is not
conditional; it’s not reliant on her actual intelligence. Such a
comment as this can follow any remark of hers that represents a slight
twist on the current subject or simply casts the subject in a new
light. Something small, like an ironic observation constructed to make
you smile or laugh, and you’re primed and ready to deliver the
appropriate comment. She likely won’t even expect it as she wasn’t
trying to impress you, and the key to any woman’s heart is an
unexpected gift.
“You look fantastic.”
Most men who don’t fit the “metrosexual” label get up, locate
whatever is clean and put it on. On the flip side, most women spend
plenty of time selecting each piece of an outfit, which is highly
dependent on multiple factors. Therefore, rather than trying the tired
“That’s a beautiful dress,” you can tweak it for the sake of freshness
by generalizing and summing up the entire ensemble: “You look
fantastic.” Make sure you comment on the fact that her earrings are a
good selection and match her top, or perhaps you can notice that her
shoes are the “perfect choice.” These are compliments women
can’t resist because most females put a tremendous amount of emphasis
on their ability to pick out fantastic outfits. It’s not so much about how they look, it’s about her skill in bringing out her most attractive features.
“You’re definitely the hottest of your group.”
Although women tend to travel in groups at nightclubs and bars for general moral support and protection, don’t think for one solitary second that they’re not silently competing against one another. Perhaps they’re not literally clawing each other’s eyes out over one particular guy, but when you go out of your way to place her above her peers, she’ll lap it up like a starving kitten at a saucer of fresh milk. Many men don’t realize that women compare themselves to their friends far more often than guys do, which means such a compliment elevates the girl’s self-esteem. It’s not so much about her own vision of herself; it’s in how she appears to others, and when a man says “You’re definitely the hottest of your group,” she suddenly feels as if she has the physical edge. She won’t be overlooked when the night is over. She’ll be the one beating the guys off with a stick.5 types of online daters to watch out for
The One Who Insists Too Much
- Nickname: The Pusher
- You’ll know them by: The prickly way they seem to make you feel.
- Things you’ll hear them say: “Forget this blind email system, what is your phone number?”
The One Who Complains About the Opposite Sex
- Nickname: Whiner
- You’ll know them by: How quickly it takes you to look at your watch when you meet them.
- Things you’ll hear them say: “Nice guys don’t exist” or “Women are just game players.”
The One Addicted To Internet Dating
- Nickname: Online Aficionado
- You’ll know them by: Their vast knowledge of every single online dating site known to man.
- Things you’ll hear them say: “I just switched sites again because there were no good people on the other five I’ve tried.”The One Who Thinks You’re Instantly “The One”
- Nickname: Nuptials Nut
- You’ll know them by: The way they’ll make you suddenly consider joining a convent.
- Things you’ll hear them say: “I can’t wait to tell our grandchildren we met on the Internet!”
The Slippery One
- Nickname: Cagey Creep
- You’ll know them by: The fact that you’ve dated them for a year and still don’t know their last name.
- Things you’ll hear them say: “You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me. But no, you can’t have my home phone number. Call my cell if you need me.”
10 Dating mistakes you should avoid
- Make it all about you. One of the fastest ways to turn off a guy is to rattle on about your day, your friends, your family — all without asking him a single question. Go for a conversation, not a monologue, and leave room for him to listen and respond.
- Make it all about him. It shouldn’t be a one-sided interrogation, either. Steer clear of 20 Questions so that he doesn’t feel like he’s in the hot seat.
- Scan the room. If you’re constantly surveying your surroundings, he’s going to feel like he’s not good enough — and that you’re not worth the time. Maintain eye contact to show your interest and let him know that you care about what he has to say.
- Say you’re a “guy’s girl.” Bragging that you’re just one of the guys will make him think that you can’t get along with other girls. (Talk about a red flag.) Step back and see what you’re really trying to express, whether it’s your love for sports or your low-key attitude.
- Chug your drinks. It’s fine to sip your drink throughout the interaction, but if you’re looking for lasting love, avoid any top-to-bottom swigs. Drinking heavily can send the wrong signal and you’re likely to ruin your conversation skills.
- Bring up your ex. It may seem like a no-brainer, but any mention of your previous boyfriend(s) is sure to send him running for the hills — or the bar. There’s no need to swap ex stories right away, so do yourself a favor and focus on the present.
- Repeatedly insist on paying. Offering to pick up the tab is nice once, maybe twice, but after that, it starts to seem rude. Allow him to pay and volunteer a polite thanks to preserve his ego.
- Laugh a lot. A laugh here and there shows that you have an upbeat, positive attitude. Nonstop giggling through all your sentences? It’s a bit much. Relax and be yourself.
- Vent about work. Every job has its stresses, but that doesn’t mean you need to share them. Announcing your work-related worries to someone you’ve just met is a surefire way to nix the potential, so emphasize the positive or switch topics instead.
- List your accomplishments. You may think you’re just describing your past, but sharing all your greatest achievements can come across as boastful. Nobody likes to feel like you’re trying to one-up them, so go ahead and convey your expertise, but counter those comments with thoughtful, curious questions about his abilities.
Friday, March 2, 2012
Conversion disorder
Conversion
disorder is a neurosis marked by the appearance of physical symptoms such
as partial loss of muscle function without physical cause but in the presence
of psychological conflict. Symptoms include numbness, blindness, paralysis, or
fits without a neurological
cause. It is thought that these problems arise in response to difficulties in
the patient's life, and conversion is considered a psychiatric
disorder in the Diagnostic and
Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders fourth edition (DSM-IV).
Formerly known as
"hysteria", the disorder has arguably been
known for millennia, though it came to greatest prominence at the end of the
19th century, when the neurologists Jean-Martin Charcot and Sigmund
Freud and psychiatrist Pierre Janet focused their studies on the subject. The
term "conversion" has its origins in Freud's doctrine that anxiety is
"converted" into physical symptoms.Though previously thought to
have vanished from the west in the 20th century, some research has suggested it
is as common as ever.
The DSM-IV
classifies conversion disorder as a somatoform disorder while the ICD-10 classifies
it as a dissociative disorder.
Definition
DSM-IV defines
conversion disorder as follows:
- One or more symptoms or deficits are present that affect voluntary motor or sensory function suggestive of a neurologic or other general medical condition.
- Psychological factors are judged, in the clinician's belief, to be associated with the symptom or deficit because conflicts or other stressors precede the initiation or exacerbation of the symptom or deficit. A diagnosis where the stressor precedes the onset of symptoms by up to 15 years is not unusual.
- The symptom or deficit is not intentionally produced or feigned (as in factitious disorder or malingering).
- The symptom or deficit, after appropriate investigation, cannot be explained fully by a general medical condition, the direct effects of a substance, or as a culturally sanctioned behavior or experience.
- The symptom or deficit causes clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning or warrants medical evaluation.
- The symptom or deficit is not limited to pain or sexual dysfunction, does not occur exclusively during the course of somatization disorder, and is not better accounted for by another mental disorder.
The nature of the association
between the psychological factors and the neurological symptoms remains
unclear. Earlier versions of the DSM-IV employed psychodynamic
concepts, but these have been incrementally removed from successive versions.
The tenth revision
of the World Health Organization's International
Classification of Diseases uses the term "conversion" as an
alternative descriptor for the dissociative disorders class of mental and
behavioural disorders (i.e. the F44 class), with the explicit suggestion that dissociative
and conversion symptoms probably share common psychological mechanisms. In
ICD-10, the dissociative [conversion] disorders class includes 10 disorders
that, in addition to specific criteria for each individual disorder, must each
meet the following general criteria:
- No evidence of a physical disorder that can explain the symptoms that characterize the disorder (but physical disorders may be present that give rise to other symptoms);
- Convincing associations in time between the symptoms of the disorder and stressful events, problems or needs.
History
In the 19th century,
physicians such as Silas Weir Mitchell in the US and Paul Briquet and Jean-Martin Charcot in France developed ideas
about patients sharing unexplained neurological symptoms. Charcot specialised
in treating patients who were suffering from a variety of unexplained physical
symptoms including paralysis, contractures (muscles which contract and cannot
be relaxed) and seizures. Some of these patients sporadically and compulsively
adopted a bizarre posture (christened arc-de-cercle) in which they
arched their body backwards until they were supported only by their head and
their heels.
The term
"Conversion disorder" originated with Freud. He viewed these
apparently neurological symptoms as a result of the conversion of intrapsychic
distress into physical symptoms. This distress was thought to cause the brain
to unconsciously disable or impair a bodily function as a side effect of the
original repression, which served to relieve the patient's anxiety. However,
recent evidence suggests that patients do remain distressed by their symptoms
in the long term
It has also been
suggested that at least some of the classic psychoanalytic cases of hysteria,
such as "Anna
O.", may actually have suffered from organic illness. In fact, in
Studies On Hysteria in which Breuer's Anna O. case was first presented, Freud
wrote this: "Others of the patient's symptoms were not of a hysterical
nature at all. This is true, for example, of the neck cramps, which I consider
a modified version of migraine and which as such are not to be classified as a
neurosis but as an organic disorder. Hysterical symptoms, however, regularly
become attached to these." Freud believed that all hysterical symptoms
ultimately have some organic components.
Presentation
Conversion disorder
can present with any motor or sensory symptom including any of the following:
- Weakness/paralysis of a limb or the entire body (hysterical paralysis or motor conversion disorders)
- Impaired vision (hysterical blindness) or impaired hearing
- Loss/disturbance of sensation
- Impairment or loss of speech (hysterical aphonia)
- Psychogenic non-epileptic seizures
- Fixed dystonia unlike normal dystonia[clarification needed]
- Tremor, myoclonus or other movement disorders
- Gait problems (Astasia-abasia)
- Syncope (fainting)
- Hallucinations of a childish or fantastical nature
- Tourette-like symptoms
Mass psychogenic illness
The DSM-IV-TR
does not have specific diagnosis for mass psychogenic illness but the text
describing conversion disorder states that "In 'epidemic hysteria,' shared
symptoms develop in a circumscribed group of people following 'exposure' to a
common precipitant."
Monday, February 20, 2012
20 free ways to advertise your website online for free
20 Free Ways to Advertise Your Web Site
Television ads are often prohibitively expensive for small businesses to produce and air. Magazine and radio ads are less expensive but still require a sizeable investment when part of an ongoing campaign. Although you can spend a lot of money on an Internet campaign, there are many ways to leverage the Internet and gain free advertising for your business. Following are 20 ideas to consider.
- Increase your visibility on search engines: Insert keywords that describe your business into the HTML < META > tags on your Web site pages. Repeat these keywords in the text of your Web site’s homepage. Strategic use of keywords can put your business name at the top of customers’ search results. For more information, see our article “Optimizing Your Site for Search Engines and Directories”.
- Put your URL on everything: Maximize your advertising efforts by listing your Web site address on everything you do. Print the URL on your company’s letterhead, on your business cards, on the front of your building or the door to your office suite. Use the URL in your e-mail signature. List the URL on any print advertising that you do, including phone books, brochures, flyers, and direct mail pieces.
- Submit your site to every directory, specialty listing, industry organization, and yellow pages you can find: No matter what industry your business is in, there are online directories, such as Yahoo! Yellow Pages, that you should register with. Many business and industry associations allow you to list your business on their Web site. In addition, there are individuals who maintain popular lists of resources; use Web search engines to find these lists, and then create an entry for your business.
- Utilize evangelists: Channel the energy of your most enthusiastic staff and encourage them to promote your company’s product as they surf the Web.
- Blogs: A Weblog, or blog, is a collection of short articles, essays, or loosely-formatted thoughts, usually written by one individual. Since the 2004 U.S. presidential election, blogs have become extremely popular as both a medium to get your message out and a vehicle for paid advertising. Blogs also encourage reader comments, making them a valuable tool for gathering customer feedback. Companies such as Blogger (www.blogger.com) will host your blog for free. You can also install a blog on your own Web site with free software such as MediaWiki (http://wikipedia.sourceforge.net).
- Podcasting: Podcasts are audio files recorded in a radio talk show format. By posting podcasts on your Web site and other sites like Apple’s iTunes (www.itunes.com), customers can subscribe to your podcasts, download them as soon as they are available, and then listen to them on their computers or portable MP3 devices. The software to create podcasts is free; for more information visit www.podcastingnews.com.
- Join online communities: No matter what the topic, there are thousands of people discussing it passionately on the Internet. By contributing to these discussion groups, you can inform your customers and advertise your business..
- E-mail lists: Cultivate a list of your customers’ e-mail addresses and send them new product announcements, coupons, special offers, and useful information. See our article “Introduction to E-Mail Marketing” for more information.
- Get the attention of the press: Pitch news ideas about your industry to local newspapers, radio stations, and television stations. Pitch ideas to Web news sites. Propose that one of your employees be the expert interviewed in the news piece.
- Win awards: Research organizations that give awards for the products or services you provide. Apply for these awards and take the process seriously. When you win, make the most of the publicity.
- Donate time or resources to a charity: Encourage charitable organizations to promote your business’ donations and involvement. Try to get media coverage for the organizations and community causes you champion.
- Publish information and reports about your industry: Provide consumers with free information about your business’ industry. Invest in potential customers and they will invest in you.
- Reciprocal links: Companies such as LinkLeads (www.linkleads.com) help businesses by facilitating an exchange of hyperlinks. By allowing a company to insert links to their products on your site, a company will allow you to insert links to your products on its site.
- Reciprocal banner ads: Companies such as 123Banners (www.123banners.com) help businesses by facilitating free banner advertisement swaps. By allowing a company to advertise on your site, they allow you to advertise on theirs. Be sure you retain control over what Web sites carry your ads, and what ads you post on your site.
- Coupons: Make coupons available on your Web site and e-mail them to your customers. Encourage them to give the coupons to friends and family.
- Free samples of your product or service: Offer free samples of your product or service. Distribute these samples as widely as possible. Register your giveaways with Web sites such as A+ Free Stuff (www.aplusfreestuff.com) that act as a clearinghouse for free products. Before giving something away for free, ask customers to provide their e-mail address or fill out a short survey.
- Free classified ads: Use services like Yahoo! Classifieds (http://classieds.yahoo.com) to post free ads for your products and services. Also consider posting offers for free samples of your products, sweepstakes, and other giveaways.
- Excellent customer service: There’s no advertising like personal recommendations made between friends and family. The best way to encourage this type of “viral marketing” is to provide excellent customer service. Take the time to properly train and motivate your sales people and do what is necessary to satisfy your customers’ needs.
- Business alliances and partnerships: Build partnerships with businesses that offer complementary products and services, and then promote each other. Make joint press statements about your industry, your partnership, and your products and services. Make sure your partners provide links from their Web sites to yours.
- Ezine: Write an e-mail newsletter, called an ezine, with articles about your industry, your products and services, and related news of interest to your customers. Check out sources such as goarticles.com and ezinearticles.com, which provide free articles you can use in your ezine. Advertise your ezine for free with directory sites such as www.ezine-dir.com.
Not all these ideas may be appropriate for your business. The important thing is to think creatively and experiment. The Internet is an extremely flexible tool that gives your business many avenues for advertisement and enables you to react quickly to customer feedback.
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Friday, February 17, 2012
5- Lies Game
5-Lies Game:
After opening, you ask to play a game with them and make a bet (usually a drink).
PUA: Ok, I'm going to ask you 5 questions. They goal is to lie to me. If I ask what color the sky is, you say green. got it?
HB: Yep
PUA: Ok, my 1st question is... (could be anything. where are we right now, what color is my shirt, i would use this time to neg and kino)
HB: *Answer*
PUA: Question 2....
HB: *Answer*
PUA: Question 3....
HB: *Answer*
PUA: See this isnt so hard. Ok, ummm, how many questions was that?
HB: 3
PUA: I'll take a Goose Martini, extra dirty
If she doesnt say "3" and figures out the trick and says like 9 or something, then you should say:
PUA: Omg, have you played this before?
HB: No
PUA: I'll take a Goose Martini, extra dirty
I have had a 100% success rate and it gives you the opportunity to isolate, by following her to the bar so she can buy you a drink.
Let me know how it works for you guys.
After opening, you ask to play a game with them and make a bet (usually a drink).
PUA: Ok, I'm going to ask you 5 questions. They goal is to lie to me. If I ask what color the sky is, you say green. got it?
HB: Yep
PUA: Ok, my 1st question is... (could be anything. where are we right now, what color is my shirt, i would use this time to neg and kino)
HB: *Answer*
PUA: Question 2....
HB: *Answer*
PUA: Question 3....
HB: *Answer*
PUA: See this isnt so hard. Ok, ummm, how many questions was that?
HB: 3
PUA: I'll take a Goose Martini, extra dirty
If she doesnt say "3" and figures out the trick and says like 9 or something, then you should say:
PUA: Omg, have you played this before?
HB: No
PUA: I'll take a Goose Martini, extra dirty
I have had a 100% success rate and it gives you the opportunity to isolate, by following her to the bar so she can buy you a drink.
Let me know how it works for you guys.
Approaching
MAKE A GOOD OPENER AND I JUST MIGHT ADD IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU SHY? (craigsd)
Are you guys shy? I've been standing here talking to my friend for like 5 minutes now and you still haven't said 'hi".
BLIND DATE (Eddy)
Walk up to a girl or a group of girls. (no guys in the group preferred you will know what I mean)
Say loud and clear, "hey, I need your opinion on something."
"I am going on a blind date with some girl and I am very nervous about it. Is there any tips you can give me so I don't look like an idiot. I don't really know how to dress to impress or act the right way" (Act as AFC as you can to disarm the bitch shield)
NOW some girl would just tell you "be yourself". you should reply with C&F line or expression. What I did was I made a very serious face and said "like this?" which cracked them up. I then put up the serious face again and said, "I need to know", and then change to a happy face and said "come on, tell me the secret to girls' hearts, and how do I dress to impress. If you were going on a blind date, what would you like the guy to look like".
At this point at least one girl would volunteer to give you a few tips, and then more will follow. You can then ask all the questions you want to those girls until they go dry (EV). Or you can run some patterns and move in to your routines.
Depends on how well you spin it, you might be able to get one of the girls out shopping with you or more. The danger of this opener is, they might give you advices to be AFC, i.e. buy her flowers...blah blah blah. It is your natural ability as an ASFer to filter out the useful info from the AFC ones.
***I have found a better way to use this opener. When I go out with totally NEWBIE guys I meet off PAIR or from my Lair, I'll use this opener but make it about the newbie and put him on the spot and into the interaction. this way you don't have to come off AFC***
COLOGNE OPENER (MM)
In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better on you. Go back and forth several times between arms and make cute faces when you do.
Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards.
COMPLIMENT OPENER
Compliment her on something she's wearing or her hair or just style in general. The trick is compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical beauty.
You have an incredibly energy about you
You have an artless grace
That's an incredible whatever-x accessory/garment
DATING FOR DUMMIES (Herbal)
Go find the Dating for Dummies book. It's bright yellow and black. I forget the exact page (78 maybe?), but find the page that has "NEVER USE THESE LINES" on it, and keep the book open to that page.
Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she can easily read the title. She might start laughing, depending on how you do it.
Then slowly lower the book and read the lines. "So... come here often" in a super player voice. She will crack up and answer you. Break your "smooth" look on your face and quickly bring the book back up and read the next line "What's your sign?". She will laugh again and probably answer.
Then I usually say "Wow... this works great. Your turn". It puts her on the spot. You can flip to random pages and do tons of role-play... the breaking up stuff is great.
Eventually just stack with a relationship related opener, and you're in. I've done this a ton of times and it never fails to open.
DAVID BOWIE (TylerDurden)
Hey guys, I need a female opinion. Do girls think the rock star David Bowie is hot?
(blah, blah, blah)
Get this... my roommate's little sister, she's 7 and half years old, has a HUGE picture of David Bowie on her wall. I'm not talking an 8x10; I'm talking a 4-foot by 6-foot POSTER! It's like the first thing she sees when she wakes up in the morning.
David Bowie is a freaky looking OLD MAN! She's like 7 and he's like 70. I'm seriously worried about my roommate's little sister.
DIRECT OPENERS
Hi, I like you. And I'd like to get to know you.
Hey, What's up?
Where are you going?
You're cute, are you friendly/interesting?
You guys are so adorable. You have such a cute group dynamic going on. I want to meet you guys. My name is x-name.
How are you?
You look like someone I'd like to meet.
Can I ask you a quick question?(Sure) Are you single?etc.
(I have a lot of successes with these on girls that are HB7 and lower or older women)
DENTAL FLOSS (Style and Mystery)
Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It's very important, and we need a woman's perspective. It's a matter of life and death.. My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life....
Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knows.
DON'T TOUCH ME (David D.)
When a girl bumps into you in a crowded club tap her on the shoulder and say "don't touch me" . have something to immediately follow up with.
DRUG DEALER OPENER (aceofhearts)
Used with a wing at night, with funny, just-got-done-laughing tonality.
"Hey, I need your opinion on something...does my friend here look like a drug dealer?" (chicks usually either laugh or look quizzically) "Because we were outside and some dude came up to him and touched him on the shoulder like this...
(cheap kino on girl) and asked, 'Hey man, you got some E?'" Ideally you will use this with a wing who doesn't look too straight-laced.
I've done this where my wing will open with this and I'll pipe in with "Since I've changed my look I get asked, "do I party" like all the time. I think they're looking for cocaine. Another thing I've noticed is about 10 times a night I'll get someone coming up to me and asking "can I bum a cigarette". I don't smoke but I'm seriously considering carrying around a pack. but not like regular cigarettes. like Virginia Slims 120s. then I'll just pull one out and hand it to the guy and he'll be all like "WTF?" etc."
EIGHTIES DOG (Swinggcat)
Hey guys, I need a quick opinion about something. My friend just got two puppies, a Pug and a Beagle. She wants to name them after an 80's pop duo. she wants to name them. DURAN DURAN. I think that's a horrible idea. you can't have two dogs with the same name. Do you guys have any ideas?
I was thinking Sonny and Cher would be a good one, because the Pug dog is a male and the Beagle dog is a female. But they're 70's, not 80's, so that won't work.
Maybe Axel and Slash would be good, but they're rock n' roll hair band style.
Milli Vanilli was a thought, but those are both guy names. We need a female name. Plus, Milli doesn't fit a Pug or a Beagle.
EIGHTIES MUSIC (Twentysix)
Hey guys, help me out, I have this song stuck in my head ALL day and I can't remember who sings it. it goes "you spin me right round baby right round like a record player right round, round round, etc...." who sings that???
(blah, blah, blah)
I was talking to my mom earlier today and she said its Lionel Richie. but I KNOW that isn't right!
Then later in the night you can like reopen with "Dead or Alive." This works with any one hit wonder 80s music.
ELVIS OPENER (Mystery)
Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color?
Dirty Blond.
Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair?
I don't know what her natural hair color was, I'm not Cliff Claven, but can you picture that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before ... did you?
Alternative:
Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the girl's eyes and smile?
Then look into the chick's eyes and smile.
EXPENSIVE CLOTHES (TylerDurden)
"Hey guys, I need a female opinion... we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts. when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard?" (That's the skeleton obviously use your own speaking mannerisms).
Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them, using all the usual stuff.
FAT ELVIS (Wilder)
Hey guys, if you were going to hire an Elvis impersonator for your friend's birthday party, would you hire a young Elvis or a Fat Elvis?
blah, blah, blah. (if she says young Elvis bust on her for being shallow)
Get this, my roommate lived in Graceland for a year and he said the craziest thing. He told me that the fat Elvis impersonators always got the hottest chicks, and the young Elvis's were always alone. I couldn't believe it at first, but I thought about it, and it kinda makes sense. I guess women just lose all control when the see a fat Elvis impersonator doing "hunka hunka burnin' love."
FASHION TIP (Kooper)
I think this is highly underrated.
Just go up and just tell them how they would look EVEN BETTER to you. "Wear your hair open", "open that up one more button", or just fix their clothes. tell her what would look amazing on her.
Train your eye to look for imperfections and what to do against them. For the clueless, get two-dozen model magazines and look through the pictures SEVERAL times so you get some idea. Try to make up negs for these girls and point out what would look better on them (the model magazine idea is cro_badboy´s)
This sets an interesting frame. first of all, you are teaching her how to please you, if she reacts well, praise her for being a good puppy. Second, it is obvious that you are the prize, that you have standards and that you know what you want.
Women love the idea of seducing you, you just gotta teach them HOW and they will comply.
This is *not* delivered playful or c&f or anything, just a genuine comment.
From there, it's easy to launch right into a routine (for example you can talk about what and how much clothes say about people and cold-read her right there. whatever you want.)
GAY OPENER (aceofhearts)
Preferably used with a wing and with a game-show host/party host attitude. "I need your honest opinion on something...do I look gay?" Some chicks will bust out laughing when you ask this. "...Because something really funny just happened, this dude was hitting
on me in another bar!" Better is to use this with a wing and change it to
"Does MY FRIEND look gay" because it eliminates the self-conscious aspect. The person who was supposedly hit on must play it off as something totally funny and even flattering.
GIRLS FIGHTING OUTSIDE (Mystery)
With great enthusiasm... "OMG!. did you see those two girls fighting outside? Like right outside the club... they were totally going at it; one was pulling the others' hair, and the other one drew blood with her nails. And they seemed to be fighting over this short guy; he was standing near them just totally laughing!
JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND (Style)
"Hey guys, I need a female perspective on something. This'll only take a minute. My roommate's girlfriend just found a shoebox he keeps hidden in a dresser drawer, and she's really upset about it.
It's nothing bad, just pictures of him and ex-girlfriends on vacation and old love letters he got in high school and stuff. But for some reason his girlfriend is freaking out about this and wants him to get rid of it or she's threatening to break up with him.
Is this normal female behavior?"
So now she wants him to burn the box or she's leaving him, isn't that fucked up??
(girls get ridiculously into this opener and it helps if you tease them for it)
KHAKI OPENER (aceofhearts/superfly)
Hey, guys, my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys, and got into an argument...is khaki a color or a fabric?" The correct answer is that khaki is a color, and most girls know this. You can go into, "See, I was thinking it was a color, but the thing is that you never see a khaki car or wallpaper color or anything like that!" then fire into your next routine...
KINO OPENERS (TylerDurden)
Pushing girls, grabbing drinks out of their hands, lightly hip checking them, snapping bra straps, grabbing hats off heads, poke her, tap the opposite shoulder, etc.(these require no memorization are easy for newbies)
MYSTERY'S ESP (Mystery)
Walk up to a girl and say, "Do you believe in ESP?" Remember to SMILE or you may startle her. "Just think of the first # that pops into your head from one to four. Don't say it. Just think it ... now take that # and imagine that it is drawn on a blackboard in your head. Have you done that?"
She says OK
"What's so neat about imagination is ... we both have it ... On the blackboard, I see the number ... three."
Whether you get it right or not reply.
"Alright, lets try this one more time. This time think of a different # from one to 10. Got it? Picture it in white chalk on the blackboard ... you are thinking of the number ... 7."
If you got the first wrong and the second right, you look like you finally got it ... a 1 in 10 chance. If you get BOTH right (a 90% chance seeing as it is a psychological trick where most north Americans naturally choose 3 and 7 as their first picks) that's a 1 in 40 chance ... "and of course I don't stake my reputation on mere chance."
If you get the first right but the second wrong or both wrong, say... "PROOF! ESP does NOT exist!" Then start to laugh like this "Mooa ha ha ha ha ha ha! And you believe in ESP!" a good neg hit to start. If she mentions that most people pick 3 and 7 (most girls wont know this though) just say, "really? Hmm. didn't know that ... thank you Cliff Claven." (From Cheers)
If you take the wording I have and do this EXACTLY as stated, you will be surprised HOW well you will do. When they ask HOW, tell them ... I DON'T KNOW. Tell her you can SEE the #s on your imaginary blackboard. This is NOT a trick. You hate magicians. If she wants you to do this again, tell her ... "don't be greedy now."
Speaking of greedy ... if a girl kisses you on the cheek and goes to kiss your other cheek, tell her, "Only one ... don't be greedy." This is a good NEG HIT. Mild but a neg hit nonetheless. If she says, "Yes, but I'm French", you reply, "Are all French girls as greedy as you?"
G-STRING (Badboy)
"Hey guys, you won't believe what's going on with a friend of mine and his girlfriend. They've been dating each other for six months now, and my friend really loves her. But they had this big fight a few weeks ago, and she went to visit her mother to cool down.
While she was gone, my friend was so depressed, that he ended up hooking up with some random girl he met in a club.
Anyway, a few days later, his girlfriend comes back, and she finds this girl's thong panties in the bathroom, and she KNOWS this thong isn't hers.
So she confronts my friend on this, and he lies and says that the panties are his! And that he likes to dress up in women's underwear. So I don't know if his girlfriend knew he was lying and just wanted to punish him, or if she really is into this or not, but she said she thinks that's really kinky and wants him to wear women's underwear around the house.
So he's been doing this for a few weeks now and is absolutely.
MISERABLE!"
"So I think he should just come clean and let his girlfriend know what happened.
What do you guys think? How important is trust in a relationship?
Or do you think some things should remain hidden, even if it means being miserable?"
FEMALE ROOMMATES (Tenmagnet and TylerDurden)
I've been offered this *SWEET* place in (x place).. I want to live there, *BUT*..... I have to live with FOUR girls. Like *FOUR*. I'm going to get 4 times the boyfriend complaints; I'll never get in the fucking bathroom... I'm gonna have to start showering at the truck stop, and you KNOW they're gonna synchronize. (Smile knowingly) Heck, I'll probably start *MY* period. I'm going to have to leave the house for 5 days a month!
Did you know that's why primitive civilizations developed camping? All the women in the tribe would synchronize and the guys would look up at the moon and be like "The antelope are moving now, we must HUNT".
Also... living with all those girls, I could get RAPED. Did you know that 95% of guys that get date raped commit suicide in 6 months? Girls are such sexual predators... (sexual predator routine stuff below)."
GLASSES ON OR OFF (Twentysix)
Approach Girls
26 - Glasses off (take glasses off)
26 - Glasses on (put glasses on)
26 - What do you guys think looks better?
*HBs - (Responses: On!/Off!/What?/Laughing)
26 - Glasses off (take off glasses)
26 - Glasses on (put on glasses) (I did the sequence any where from 2 to 4 times)
HB1 - I like them on!
HB2 - I like them off! (If HBs disagree then they usually started laughing.I guess they think it's funny that they have different opinions).
26 - My friends tell me I look like Clark Kent when I have the glasses on!
HBs - (Responses: Yeah you do! / No).
26 - Why do you like it when my glasses are on/off?
HB1 - (When likes glasses on) I think it makes you look sexy/it makes you look clever.
HB2 - (When likes glasses off) I think you look better with them off, but I like them on too!
You get the idea.it opens the group.
Here's another way I introduced the opener:
Approach Girls
26 - I need your opinion. Do I look better with my glasses off (take glasses off) or with my glasses on (put glasses on). (I put like a fun/playful face on).
*Run with the rest of the opener above.
Trouble Shooting
If a girl asks you to put them on and off too many times I would do one of the following:
- I'd put them on and off again, but act goofy (make faces.whatever)
- Oh my god. Again? (Playful). Then I'd do it again (don't know if this is a good idea, what do you guys think?)
- Say to the girl who didn't ask: Wow. Is she always like this? Takes a long time to make decisions?
I'M LOST (TylerDurden)
I'm lost... I can't find my friends and I'm scared... Remember when we were kids and you could just make new friends whenever you wanted... and you said 'want to be my friend?' Do you guys want to by my NEW friend?"
INTRODUCTION OPENER (ijjjji)
PUA: (grab unsuspecting SHB by the arm and point at a random dude) "OMG, that guy is PERFECT for you - let me introduce you!!" (start moving towards the guy)
SHB: What?! No.. NONONO.. haha.. Help!
PUA: (to guy) This girl is so shy, but she really wanted to meet you!
SHB: (Giggeling hysterically) Nonono... its not true!(Fleeing)
PUA: Awww come on.. don't be shy..
Both girls were very hot and totally stuck up before I did this. Both of them came back and talked to me several times during the evening, to tell me how crazy I was...
MR. BIG (Dr. Paul)
Hey guys, do you watch the show Sex and the City?? I was just talking to those girls over there and they told me I remind them of "Mr. Big" is that good or bad?
(ooooohhh we LOVE Mr Big!!)
MY LITTLE PONY (jlaix)
Hey, guys... remember that shit 'My Little Pony'? Well, I was thinkin about this today, and I can't remember... did they have powers or were they just regular fuckin' horses? Like, I remember they could fly, but I thought they also had little symbols on the hip or something that gave them powers, but they were like, lame-ass powers like Sharing and Honor or some shit. or maybe that was Care Bears. My little sister used to have them and I'd play GI Joes with them, like, GI Joe would fly into battle on My Little Pony, then blast Cobra with a fuckin machine gun blah blah blah...
NEVER BE COUPLE (ijjjji, TD)
"Aww - you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! (HB:WHY?) (pause with puppy
dog face) Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! (HB:WHYYY???) Nooo.. we are too similar.. IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE.. and the next moment, we would be
fighting and screaming and throwing things.. and then we would have HOT MAKE UP
SEX all over the place.. and then fight, makeup sex, fight, make up sex.. after
a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage!"
PICKING UP CHICKS (sledge)
Just open with "Hi, we're picking up chicks". its C&F
PIMP NAMES (jlaix)
guys guys... I'm coming up with a pimp name for myself, which is better: "d-licious dogg"? or "deacon dr. rockafella"?
oh cool... shit, you need one too... I'll call you "devious honey g sweetness"...
PLANT AND STARE (TylerDurden)
Walk up to girls and just stop, like plant yourself in front of them. I give them kind of a boyish playful smiling face like I'm about to do something cocky or maybe I though of something funny I'm about to say, and they start giggling. (key is to stop abruptly and make the fun face so they giggle)
PRIMP OPENER (Harmless)
First, here is the frame you're using for this opener:
"You're CUTE... but I'm going to make you a ROCKSTAR!"
This is, in fact, the exact wording I used to open Schematic's HB9 on Saturday night. I opened her and I let him take over and #close her. (He should have gotten more. Bad schematic. Oh well, I'll call her later. Maybe)
You don't even need to say anything to open, so this works in the loudest clubs.
You walk up, of course making sure to keep your BL under control. (Shoulders away, etc.) You check her out then make a face like you aren't happy with what you see. Then you hold your hands out like you're judging her style. You move in SLOWLY, pick some article of clothing (hat, shirt, etc. Best if it's upper body or head) and PRIMP it. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly. Now, back away, lean back, look her over, and give her a thumbs up.
"NOW you're a SUPERSTAR!"
Continue with push/pull if you wish... "But wait..." and twist the hat back the other way. If she touches her hat, bust her for messing it up.
Tell her she's allowed to be seen with you now, and promenade her around the club.
RICH OPENER (Herbal, TD)
Came up with this one the other night at a club. When opening a set, walk up and ask, "Which one of you is the richest?". Then go into the whole "Ok, you get to be my sugar mama, then. But hmm.... we need someone to cook for us, who is the best cook?" routine.
Pretty fun and opens easily. To give credit where credit is due, it's just a variation on "Are you rich?", which I think TD came up with.
RICKI LAKE (Mystery Method)
This one is used to wing your buddy, especially if he's in a two-set and the obstacle needs to be kept occupied. "Hey, my friend here just got invited to be on the Ricki Lake show. But the theme of the show is Secret Admirers. They told him he's got an admirer, but he won't find out whom until he's live on the set. So maybe it'll be someone cute, but maybe not; it might even be a guy. What would you do if you were him?"
SEATTLE GF (TylerDurden)
"Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So he's up visiting her in Seattle last week, and they're out on a walk. He takes a few pictures of them together. Like really cute ones with them together. Some of them they're just hanging out, and a few of them they're like kissing or whatever while they're out walking.
Anyway, the next morning he wakes up, and checks his camera. He looks at the pictures, and he sees that she's woken up before him and gone into it and deleted the pictures where they're kissing, and left the ones where they're just hanging out. He goes to her and says 'Are you psycho? Why are you going into my camera?' She says its because she thought she looked bad in the pictures, and didn't want him to have them. But he can't figure out if she's psycho or if its legit that for girls they just hate having pictures out there where she doesn't look good. He just really liked them because he likes her and doesn't judge the pics like that."
The girls will either say:
"It's totally natural. I hate it when pictures make me look bad, especially with a digital camera where you can just delete them and take more." (They also sometimes say "But he's only known her a few months. I wouldn't do that on a guy I just met.")
-or-
"She has a boyfriend!"
Your immediate reply would be "He doesn't care about that. He's busy. He just doesn't want her deleting his pics! "
SEXY MONKEY (Tenmagnet)
Do you think Curious George is a sexy monkey? 'Cuz my little cousin was watching Curious George on TV yesterday, he's two and a half and he pointed at the screen and said "Sexy Monkey". Like WTF?!? I didn't teach him that... NO REALLY I DIDN'T
He's been hanging around with that Michael Jackson guy again.
SIMPSONS OPENER (Gunwitch)
Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean
she's a sexy bitch and he's a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.
At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while.
SINCERE COMPLIMENT (Papa)
Papa: Hey...are you someone confident to accept a sincere compliment?!!!
Hot Aussie Chick: Hee...hee. Sure.
Papa: Cooool. Me too!! Hey, you go first. [pointing back to me] Fire away.
Hot Aussie Chick: Haha + {compliment on Papa's clothes or sense of humor} or Haha + {cummon face}
Papa: [if not complimented] Just kidding...[if complimented, skip the just kidding] Actually, I came over here cuz you looked like [compliment +mini cold read].
Here's an example of one of dozens of approaches (even stopping mobile targets with the boomerang effect body language, credit Tyler D).
Papa: Hey...are you someone confident to accept a sincere compliment?
Hot Aussie Chick: Sure. [smile]
Papa: Me too. Fire away.
Hot Aussie Chick: Haha. Well, I like your jacket.
Papa: Ahh. You Aussie chicks rock. You know, I just had to stop you cuz you looked like someone interesting to talk to as you look so chill and calm, and someone just had to come over and enjoy the view of the pier and opera house with you. I'm Papa.
Hot Aussie Chick: Hi. [handshake] I'm [Chick's Name]
This kind of direct approach opened consistently and the game played out well because I'd continue from there with lots of ball-busting, playful kino, and conveyed a lot of fun.
Most of the time, I didn't get compliments from the girls, but I'd get something like this rolling:
Papa: [credit RJ, Style, and Playboy to helping to create this opener] Excuse me...are you someone confident enough to accept a compliment from a complete stranger.
SLEEP WITH JESUS (Pnutt)
This may sound like a weird question, but would you sleep with Jesus?
Like ok. It's the year of 25 and your sitting at a bar in Jerusalem and this dude Jesus walks over and he sits down next to you. He orders you a water and turns it into wine. Would you have sex with him?
(blah, blah, blah)
"if there's one guy to have a one night stand with, its Jesus!"
if its a mixed set, you use it on the guy:
"if there's one guy to be gay with, its Jesus!"
SPELLS OPENER (Mystery Method)
"Do you think spells work?" Sometimes this will send the woman off on a long blab, but if the conversation needs to be kept going, the follow-up routine is:
"The reason I'm asking is because my friend over there met a girl in a club last week. He wasn't interested in her sexually, because she wasn't really his type." (Here the woman might say "Sure," in which case you reply "No, really!" and touch her arm or waist.) "Anyway, she hung out at his house and after she left, he found a metal ring wrapped around a scroll and some feathers under his couch. Well, he took it to a magick store and they said it was an attraction spell. And now, the strange thing is, he can't stop thinking of her. Do you think it's the spell or just psychological?"
TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP (LXSarging)
Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message?
(Then make up a good back-story for this)
THUG LOVIN' (jlaix)
Hey guys, I need an opinion quick. Which is superior... which do the ladies prefer
more...THUG LOVIN'? or...GANGSTA LOVIN'? Well, my girlfriend from work said
gangsta because its more hard-core whereas thug lovin' is more like a hobby. But my other gf said gangsta would be disrespectful, like they'd pistol whip you and run a train on your ass, whereas thug lovin', the dude is hard, but when it comes to the ladies, he's smooth and sensitive... blah blah blah..."
TWIN BROTHERS (Ross Jefferies)
You're at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers; they are absoutely identical, physically.
ONE of them has the best hands of any guy you've ever met. The other is an incredible dancer. Which one do you pick?
Same scenario. Again, the two guys are identical. One makes you laugh more than anyone you've ever met. The other is the most incredible kisser you could ever in a lifetime encounter. Which one do you pick?
Same scenario: One guy has more money than Bill Gates. The other makes you feel like you are the most beautiful, desirable woman who ever walked the face of the planet. Which do you pick?
(It'd probably be best to make up some sort of back-story for this)
WEBBED FEET (Nilatak)
"Hey guys... would you date a guy with webbed feet??"
"I had a summer job at Y Supermarket and there was this guy I used to work with that had webbed feet. He would always complain that he couln't get a girlfriend. He needed to stuff his shoes with cotton so they would fill up and he would always walk on the tips of his feet. People used to call him 'Twinkle Toes'!"
They usually ask if it's me or my wing and I just bust out with "Nawwww...I'm DINKY PENIS!"
WHEEL CHAIR (Ace/Papa)
Would you date a guy in a wheel chair?
(blah blah blah) if she says no say What if it was a really cool wheel chair?
"What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel?"
"You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you both?"
If she says yes set it up for who lies more.or
"What if the guy was suddenly cured by *Jesus*...would you lose interest?"
WHO LIES MORE (Chris Rock version)
Hey guys, I need a female opinion. who lies more Guys or Girls??.......... The way I see it girls the tell the small lies like "you're ass doesn't look fat in those pants" but girls. they tell the big ones... like... "Its your baby!"
Masturbating In The Shower
YOU: “Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?”
HER: “No”
YOU: “It’s true- the other 7% sing”
HER: “Oh really?”
YOU: “Do you know what they sing?”
HER: “No, what?”
YOU: “Oh, you must be one of the 93% of girls that masturbates then”
HER: (Laughs)
Dog or Cat by XFMAN
XF: Hey guys let me get your opinion real fast ... What do you prefer cat or dog ?
HB: Dog
XF: No way , Dog's sucks Wink (NEG) I'm joking I have 5 Laughing ... wait, See the problem is that my little sister/cousin birthday is in one week , she is going to turn 9 years old and I don't know what to buy a cat or a dog , she love both cats and dogs, and the other day at the pet shop... blah blah ( DHV story move to A2 )
Or some variations I have made of my own opener are :
What you prefer for a gift a Cd or Dvd ...
Which movie you think is better: How too loose a guy in 10 days or the notebook , the thing here is that my sister...
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PRIMP OPENER (Harmless) First, here is the frame you're using for this opener:
"You're CUTE... but I'm going to make you a ROCKSTAR!"
You don't even need to say anything to open, so this works in the loudest clubs.
You walk up, of course making sure to keep your BL under control. (Shoulders away, etc.) You check her out then make a face like
you aren't happy with what you see. Then you hold your hands out like you're judging her style. You move in SLOWLY, pick some
article of clothing (hat, shirt, etc. Best if it's upper body or head) and PRIMP it. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly. Now, back
away, lean back, look her over, and give her a thumbs up.
"NOW you're a SUPERSTAR!"
Continue with push/ pull if you wish... " But wait..." and twist the hat back the other way. If she touches her hat, bust her for messing it
up.
Tell her she's allowed to be seen with you now, and promenade her around the club.
Self Empowering Class Opener (credit justincedible!)
opener:
Real quick, you guys think its a good idea to take self empowering classes?
HB:
Y/ no / whatever response
me
"I got a buddy that just ended a X year long relationship. And was thinking about taking a class. But I'm telling him to just go out meet people and socialize, w/o any pressure of anything else. To just go out and have a good conversation.
But my roomate SHE thinks that guys meeting girls out in public is hard and next to impossible. She also thinks that classes for empowerment are ironicly lame. Then again she really had no problems attracting people with her job....
HB:
What did she do?
me
Shes ...get this...brace yourself...an exotic dancer double majoring Business and Psychology. She dances to put herself thru school but I dont know what to make of it. It is her life, Im just glad shes still in school.
Bet youre in school arent you?
ARE YOU SHY? (craigsd)
Are you guys shy? I've been standing here talking to my friend for like 5 minutes now and you still haven't said 'hi".
BLIND DATE (Eddy)
Walk up to a girl or a group of girls. (no guys in the group preferred you will know what I mean)
Say loud and clear, "hey, I need your opinion on something."
"I am going on a blind date with some girl and I am very nervous about it. Is there any tips you can give me so I don't look like an idiot. I don't really know how to dress to impress or act the right way" (Act as AFC as you can to disarm the bitch shield)
NOW some girl would just tell you "be yourself". you should reply with C&F line or expression. What I did was I made a very serious face and said "like this?" which cracked them up. I then put up the serious face again and said, "I need to know", and then change to a happy face and said "come on, tell me the secret to girls' hearts, and how do I dress to impress. If you were going on a blind date, what would you like the guy to look like".
At this point at least one girl would volunteer to give you a few tips, and then more will follow. You can then ask all the questions you want to those girls until they go dry (EV). Or you can run some patterns and move in to your routines.
Depends on how well you spin it, you might be able to get one of the girls out shopping with you or more. The danger of this opener is, they might give you advices to be AFC, i.e. buy her flowers...blah blah blah. It is your natural ability as an ASFer to filter out the useful info from the AFC ones.
***I have found a better way to use this opener. When I go out with totally NEWBIE guys I meet off PAIR or from my Lair, I'll use this opener but make it about the newbie and put him on the spot and into the interaction. this way you don't have to come off AFC***
COLOGNE OPENER (MM)
In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better on you. Go back and forth several times between arms and make cute faces when you do.
Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards.
COMPLIMENT OPENER
Compliment her on something she's wearing or her hair or just style in general. The trick is compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical beauty.
You have an incredibly energy about you
You have an artless grace
That's an incredible whatever-x accessory/garment
DATING FOR DUMMIES (Herbal)
Go find the Dating for Dummies book. It's bright yellow and black. I forget the exact page (78 maybe?), but find the page that has "NEVER USE THESE LINES" on it, and keep the book open to that page.
Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she can easily read the title. She might start laughing, depending on how you do it.
Then slowly lower the book and read the lines. "So... come here often" in a super player voice. She will crack up and answer you. Break your "smooth" look on your face and quickly bring the book back up and read the next line "What's your sign?". She will laugh again and probably answer.
Then I usually say "Wow... this works great. Your turn". It puts her on the spot. You can flip to random pages and do tons of role-play... the breaking up stuff is great.
Eventually just stack with a relationship related opener, and you're in. I've done this a ton of times and it never fails to open.
DAVID BOWIE (TylerDurden)
Hey guys, I need a female opinion. Do girls think the rock star David Bowie is hot?
(blah, blah, blah)
Get this... my roommate's little sister, she's 7 and half years old, has a HUGE picture of David Bowie on her wall. I'm not talking an 8x10; I'm talking a 4-foot by 6-foot POSTER! It's like the first thing she sees when she wakes up in the morning.
David Bowie is a freaky looking OLD MAN! She's like 7 and he's like 70. I'm seriously worried about my roommate's little sister.
DIRECT OPENERS
Hi, I like you. And I'd like to get to know you.
Hey, What's up?
Where are you going?
You're cute, are you friendly/interesting?
You guys are so adorable. You have such a cute group dynamic going on. I want to meet you guys. My name is x-name.
How are you?
You look like someone I'd like to meet.
Can I ask you a quick question?(Sure) Are you single?etc.
(I have a lot of successes with these on girls that are HB7 and lower or older women)
DENTAL FLOSS (Style and Mystery)
Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It's very important, and we need a woman's perspective. It's a matter of life and death.. My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life....
Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knows.
DON'T TOUCH ME (David D.)
When a girl bumps into you in a crowded club tap her on the shoulder and say "don't touch me" . have something to immediately follow up with.
DRUG DEALER OPENER (aceofhearts)
Used with a wing at night, with funny, just-got-done-laughing tonality.
"Hey, I need your opinion on something...does my friend here look like a drug dealer?" (chicks usually either laugh or look quizzically) "Because we were outside and some dude came up to him and touched him on the shoulder like this...
(cheap kino on girl) and asked, 'Hey man, you got some E?'" Ideally you will use this with a wing who doesn't look too straight-laced.
I've done this where my wing will open with this and I'll pipe in with "Since I've changed my look I get asked, "do I party" like all the time. I think they're looking for cocaine. Another thing I've noticed is about 10 times a night I'll get someone coming up to me and asking "can I bum a cigarette". I don't smoke but I'm seriously considering carrying around a pack. but not like regular cigarettes. like Virginia Slims 120s. then I'll just pull one out and hand it to the guy and he'll be all like "WTF?" etc."
EIGHTIES DOG (Swinggcat)
Hey guys, I need a quick opinion about something. My friend just got two puppies, a Pug and a Beagle. She wants to name them after an 80's pop duo. she wants to name them. DURAN DURAN. I think that's a horrible idea. you can't have two dogs with the same name. Do you guys have any ideas?
I was thinking Sonny and Cher would be a good one, because the Pug dog is a male and the Beagle dog is a female. But they're 70's, not 80's, so that won't work.
Maybe Axel and Slash would be good, but they're rock n' roll hair band style.
Milli Vanilli was a thought, but those are both guy names. We need a female name. Plus, Milli doesn't fit a Pug or a Beagle.
EIGHTIES MUSIC (Twentysix)
Hey guys, help me out, I have this song stuck in my head ALL day and I can't remember who sings it. it goes "you spin me right round baby right round like a record player right round, round round, etc...." who sings that???
(blah, blah, blah)
I was talking to my mom earlier today and she said its Lionel Richie. but I KNOW that isn't right!
Then later in the night you can like reopen with "Dead or Alive." This works with any one hit wonder 80s music.
ELVIS OPENER (Mystery)
Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color?
Dirty Blond.
Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair?
I don't know what her natural hair color was, I'm not Cliff Claven, but can you picture that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before ... did you?
Alternative:
Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the girl's eyes and smile?
Then look into the chick's eyes and smile.
EXPENSIVE CLOTHES (TylerDurden)
"Hey guys, I need a female opinion... we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts. when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard?" (That's the skeleton obviously use your own speaking mannerisms).
Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them, using all the usual stuff.
FAT ELVIS (Wilder)
Hey guys, if you were going to hire an Elvis impersonator for your friend's birthday party, would you hire a young Elvis or a Fat Elvis?
blah, blah, blah. (if she says young Elvis bust on her for being shallow)
Get this, my roommate lived in Graceland for a year and he said the craziest thing. He told me that the fat Elvis impersonators always got the hottest chicks, and the young Elvis's were always alone. I couldn't believe it at first, but I thought about it, and it kinda makes sense. I guess women just lose all control when the see a fat Elvis impersonator doing "hunka hunka burnin' love."
FASHION TIP (Kooper)
I think this is highly underrated.
Just go up and just tell them how they would look EVEN BETTER to you. "Wear your hair open", "open that up one more button", or just fix their clothes. tell her what would look amazing on her.
Train your eye to look for imperfections and what to do against them. For the clueless, get two-dozen model magazines and look through the pictures SEVERAL times so you get some idea. Try to make up negs for these girls and point out what would look better on them (the model magazine idea is cro_badboy´s)
This sets an interesting frame. first of all, you are teaching her how to please you, if she reacts well, praise her for being a good puppy. Second, it is obvious that you are the prize, that you have standards and that you know what you want.
Women love the idea of seducing you, you just gotta teach them HOW and they will comply.
This is *not* delivered playful or c&f or anything, just a genuine comment.
From there, it's easy to launch right into a routine (for example you can talk about what and how much clothes say about people and cold-read her right there. whatever you want.)
GAY OPENER (aceofhearts)
Preferably used with a wing and with a game-show host/party host attitude. "I need your honest opinion on something...do I look gay?" Some chicks will bust out laughing when you ask this. "...Because something really funny just happened, this dude was hitting
on me in another bar!" Better is to use this with a wing and change it to
"Does MY FRIEND look gay" because it eliminates the self-conscious aspect. The person who was supposedly hit on must play it off as something totally funny and even flattering.
GIRLS FIGHTING OUTSIDE (Mystery)
With great enthusiasm... "OMG!. did you see those two girls fighting outside? Like right outside the club... they were totally going at it; one was pulling the others' hair, and the other one drew blood with her nails. And they seemed to be fighting over this short guy; he was standing near them just totally laughing!
JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND (Style)
"Hey guys, I need a female perspective on something. This'll only take a minute. My roommate's girlfriend just found a shoebox he keeps hidden in a dresser drawer, and she's really upset about it.
It's nothing bad, just pictures of him and ex-girlfriends on vacation and old love letters he got in high school and stuff. But for some reason his girlfriend is freaking out about this and wants him to get rid of it or she's threatening to break up with him.
Is this normal female behavior?"
So now she wants him to burn the box or she's leaving him, isn't that fucked up??
(girls get ridiculously into this opener and it helps if you tease them for it)
KHAKI OPENER (aceofhearts/superfly)
Hey, guys, my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys, and got into an argument...is khaki a color or a fabric?" The correct answer is that khaki is a color, and most girls know this. You can go into, "See, I was thinking it was a color, but the thing is that you never see a khaki car or wallpaper color or anything like that!" then fire into your next routine...
KINO OPENERS (TylerDurden)
Pushing girls, grabbing drinks out of their hands, lightly hip checking them, snapping bra straps, grabbing hats off heads, poke her, tap the opposite shoulder, etc.(these require no memorization are easy for newbies)
MYSTERY'S ESP (Mystery)
Walk up to a girl and say, "Do you believe in ESP?" Remember to SMILE or you may startle her. "Just think of the first # that pops into your head from one to four. Don't say it. Just think it ... now take that # and imagine that it is drawn on a blackboard in your head. Have you done that?"
She says OK
"What's so neat about imagination is ... we both have it ... On the blackboard, I see the number ... three."
Whether you get it right or not reply.
"Alright, lets try this one more time. This time think of a different # from one to 10. Got it? Picture it in white chalk on the blackboard ... you are thinking of the number ... 7."
If you got the first wrong and the second right, you look like you finally got it ... a 1 in 10 chance. If you get BOTH right (a 90% chance seeing as it is a psychological trick where most north Americans naturally choose 3 and 7 as their first picks) that's a 1 in 40 chance ... "and of course I don't stake my reputation on mere chance."
If you get the first right but the second wrong or both wrong, say... "PROOF! ESP does NOT exist!" Then start to laugh like this "Mooa ha ha ha ha ha ha! And you believe in ESP!" a good neg hit to start. If she mentions that most people pick 3 and 7 (most girls wont know this though) just say, "really? Hmm. didn't know that ... thank you Cliff Claven." (From Cheers)
If you take the wording I have and do this EXACTLY as stated, you will be surprised HOW well you will do. When they ask HOW, tell them ... I DON'T KNOW. Tell her you can SEE the #s on your imaginary blackboard. This is NOT a trick. You hate magicians. If she wants you to do this again, tell her ... "don't be greedy now."
Speaking of greedy ... if a girl kisses you on the cheek and goes to kiss your other cheek, tell her, "Only one ... don't be greedy." This is a good NEG HIT. Mild but a neg hit nonetheless. If she says, "Yes, but I'm French", you reply, "Are all French girls as greedy as you?"
G-STRING (Badboy)
"Hey guys, you won't believe what's going on with a friend of mine and his girlfriend. They've been dating each other for six months now, and my friend really loves her. But they had this big fight a few weeks ago, and she went to visit her mother to cool down.
While she was gone, my friend was so depressed, that he ended up hooking up with some random girl he met in a club.
Anyway, a few days later, his girlfriend comes back, and she finds this girl's thong panties in the bathroom, and she KNOWS this thong isn't hers.
So she confronts my friend on this, and he lies and says that the panties are his! And that he likes to dress up in women's underwear. So I don't know if his girlfriend knew he was lying and just wanted to punish him, or if she really is into this or not, but she said she thinks that's really kinky and wants him to wear women's underwear around the house.
So he's been doing this for a few weeks now and is absolutely.
MISERABLE!"
"So I think he should just come clean and let his girlfriend know what happened.
What do you guys think? How important is trust in a relationship?
Or do you think some things should remain hidden, even if it means being miserable?"
FEMALE ROOMMATES (Tenmagnet and TylerDurden)
I've been offered this *SWEET* place in (x place).. I want to live there, *BUT*..... I have to live with FOUR girls. Like *FOUR*. I'm going to get 4 times the boyfriend complaints; I'll never get in the fucking bathroom... I'm gonna have to start showering at the truck stop, and you KNOW they're gonna synchronize. (Smile knowingly) Heck, I'll probably start *MY* period. I'm going to have to leave the house for 5 days a month!
Did you know that's why primitive civilizations developed camping? All the women in the tribe would synchronize and the guys would look up at the moon and be like "The antelope are moving now, we must HUNT".
Also... living with all those girls, I could get RAPED. Did you know that 95% of guys that get date raped commit suicide in 6 months? Girls are such sexual predators... (sexual predator routine stuff below)."
GLASSES ON OR OFF (Twentysix)
Approach Girls
26 - Glasses off (take glasses off)
26 - Glasses on (put glasses on)
26 - What do you guys think looks better?
*HBs - (Responses: On!/Off!/What?/Laughing)
26 - Glasses off (take off glasses)
26 - Glasses on (put on glasses) (I did the sequence any where from 2 to 4 times)
HB1 - I like them on!
HB2 - I like them off! (If HBs disagree then they usually started laughing.I guess they think it's funny that they have different opinions).
26 - My friends tell me I look like Clark Kent when I have the glasses on!
HBs - (Responses: Yeah you do! / No).
26 - Why do you like it when my glasses are on/off?
HB1 - (When likes glasses on) I think it makes you look sexy/it makes you look clever.
HB2 - (When likes glasses off) I think you look better with them off, but I like them on too!
You get the idea.it opens the group.
Here's another way I introduced the opener:
Approach Girls
26 - I need your opinion. Do I look better with my glasses off (take glasses off) or with my glasses on (put glasses on). (I put like a fun/playful face on).
*Run with the rest of the opener above.
Trouble Shooting
If a girl asks you to put them on and off too many times I would do one of the following:
- I'd put them on and off again, but act goofy (make faces.whatever)
- Oh my god. Again? (Playful). Then I'd do it again (don't know if this is a good idea, what do you guys think?)
- Say to the girl who didn't ask: Wow. Is she always like this? Takes a long time to make decisions?
I'M LOST (TylerDurden)
I'm lost... I can't find my friends and I'm scared... Remember when we were kids and you could just make new friends whenever you wanted... and you said 'want to be my friend?' Do you guys want to by my NEW friend?"
INTRODUCTION OPENER (ijjjji)
PUA: (grab unsuspecting SHB by the arm and point at a random dude) "OMG, that guy is PERFECT for you - let me introduce you!!" (start moving towards the guy)
SHB: What?! No.. NONONO.. haha.. Help!
PUA: (to guy) This girl is so shy, but she really wanted to meet you!
SHB: (Giggeling hysterically) Nonono... its not true!(Fleeing)
PUA: Awww come on.. don't be shy..
Both girls were very hot and totally stuck up before I did this. Both of them came back and talked to me several times during the evening, to tell me how crazy I was...
MR. BIG (Dr. Paul)
Hey guys, do you watch the show Sex and the City?? I was just talking to those girls over there and they told me I remind them of "Mr. Big" is that good or bad?
(ooooohhh we LOVE Mr Big!!)
MY LITTLE PONY (jlaix)
Hey, guys... remember that shit 'My Little Pony'? Well, I was thinkin about this today, and I can't remember... did they have powers or were they just regular fuckin' horses? Like, I remember they could fly, but I thought they also had little symbols on the hip or something that gave them powers, but they were like, lame-ass powers like Sharing and Honor or some shit. or maybe that was Care Bears. My little sister used to have them and I'd play GI Joes with them, like, GI Joe would fly into battle on My Little Pony, then blast Cobra with a fuckin machine gun blah blah blah...
NEVER BE COUPLE (ijjjji, TD)
"Aww - you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! (HB:WHY?) (pause with puppy
dog face) Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! (HB:WHYYY???) Nooo.. we are too similar.. IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE.. and the next moment, we would be
fighting and screaming and throwing things.. and then we would have HOT MAKE UP
SEX all over the place.. and then fight, makeup sex, fight, make up sex.. after
a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage!"
PICKING UP CHICKS (sledge)
Just open with "Hi, we're picking up chicks". its C&F
PIMP NAMES (jlaix)
guys guys... I'm coming up with a pimp name for myself, which is better: "d-licious dogg"? or "deacon dr. rockafella"?
oh cool... shit, you need one too... I'll call you "devious honey g sweetness"...
PLANT AND STARE (TylerDurden)
Walk up to girls and just stop, like plant yourself in front of them. I give them kind of a boyish playful smiling face like I'm about to do something cocky or maybe I though of something funny I'm about to say, and they start giggling. (key is to stop abruptly and make the fun face so they giggle)
PRIMP OPENER (Harmless)
First, here is the frame you're using for this opener:
"You're CUTE... but I'm going to make you a ROCKSTAR!"
This is, in fact, the exact wording I used to open Schematic's HB9 on Saturday night. I opened her and I let him take over and #close her. (He should have gotten more. Bad schematic. Oh well, I'll call her later. Maybe)
You don't even need to say anything to open, so this works in the loudest clubs.
You walk up, of course making sure to keep your BL under control. (Shoulders away, etc.) You check her out then make a face like you aren't happy with what you see. Then you hold your hands out like you're judging her style. You move in SLOWLY, pick some article of clothing (hat, shirt, etc. Best if it's upper body or head) and PRIMP it. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly. Now, back away, lean back, look her over, and give her a thumbs up.
"NOW you're a SUPERSTAR!"
Continue with push/pull if you wish... "But wait..." and twist the hat back the other way. If she touches her hat, bust her for messing it up.
Tell her she's allowed to be seen with you now, and promenade her around the club.
RICH OPENER (Herbal, TD)
Came up with this one the other night at a club. When opening a set, walk up and ask, "Which one of you is the richest?". Then go into the whole "Ok, you get to be my sugar mama, then. But hmm.... we need someone to cook for us, who is the best cook?" routine.
Pretty fun and opens easily. To give credit where credit is due, it's just a variation on "Are you rich?", which I think TD came up with.
RICKI LAKE (Mystery Method)
This one is used to wing your buddy, especially if he's in a two-set and the obstacle needs to be kept occupied. "Hey, my friend here just got invited to be on the Ricki Lake show. But the theme of the show is Secret Admirers. They told him he's got an admirer, but he won't find out whom until he's live on the set. So maybe it'll be someone cute, but maybe not; it might even be a guy. What would you do if you were him?"
SEATTLE GF (TylerDurden)
"Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So he's up visiting her in Seattle last week, and they're out on a walk. He takes a few pictures of them together. Like really cute ones with them together. Some of them they're just hanging out, and a few of them they're like kissing or whatever while they're out walking.
Anyway, the next morning he wakes up, and checks his camera. He looks at the pictures, and he sees that she's woken up before him and gone into it and deleted the pictures where they're kissing, and left the ones where they're just hanging out. He goes to her and says 'Are you psycho? Why are you going into my camera?' She says its because she thought she looked bad in the pictures, and didn't want him to have them. But he can't figure out if she's psycho or if its legit that for girls they just hate having pictures out there where she doesn't look good. He just really liked them because he likes her and doesn't judge the pics like that."
The girls will either say:
"It's totally natural. I hate it when pictures make me look bad, especially with a digital camera where you can just delete them and take more." (They also sometimes say "But he's only known her a few months. I wouldn't do that on a guy I just met.")
-or-
"She has a boyfriend!"
Your immediate reply would be "He doesn't care about that. He's busy. He just doesn't want her deleting his pics! "
SEXY MONKEY (Tenmagnet)
Do you think Curious George is a sexy monkey? 'Cuz my little cousin was watching Curious George on TV yesterday, he's two and a half and he pointed at the screen and said "Sexy Monkey". Like WTF?!? I didn't teach him that... NO REALLY I DIDN'T
He's been hanging around with that Michael Jackson guy again.
SIMPSONS OPENER (Gunwitch)
Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean
she's a sexy bitch and he's a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.
At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while.
SINCERE COMPLIMENT (Papa)
Papa: Hey...are you someone confident to accept a sincere compliment?!!!
Hot Aussie Chick: Hee...hee. Sure.
Papa: Cooool. Me too!! Hey, you go first. [pointing back to me] Fire away.
Hot Aussie Chick: Haha + {compliment on Papa's clothes or sense of humor} or Haha + {cummon face}
Papa: [if not complimented] Just kidding...[if complimented, skip the just kidding] Actually, I came over here cuz you looked like [compliment +mini cold read].
Here's an example of one of dozens of approaches (even stopping mobile targets with the boomerang effect body language, credit Tyler D).
Papa: Hey...are you someone confident to accept a sincere compliment?
Hot Aussie Chick: Sure. [smile]
Papa: Me too. Fire away.
Hot Aussie Chick: Haha. Well, I like your jacket.
Papa: Ahh. You Aussie chicks rock. You know, I just had to stop you cuz you looked like someone interesting to talk to as you look so chill and calm, and someone just had to come over and enjoy the view of the pier and opera house with you. I'm Papa.
Hot Aussie Chick: Hi. [handshake] I'm [Chick's Name]
This kind of direct approach opened consistently and the game played out well because I'd continue from there with lots of ball-busting, playful kino, and conveyed a lot of fun.
Most of the time, I didn't get compliments from the girls, but I'd get something like this rolling:
Papa: [credit RJ, Style, and Playboy to helping to create this opener] Excuse me...are you someone confident enough to accept a compliment from a complete stranger.
SLEEP WITH JESUS (Pnutt)
This may sound like a weird question, but would you sleep with Jesus?
Like ok. It's the year of 25 and your sitting at a bar in Jerusalem and this dude Jesus walks over and he sits down next to you. He orders you a water and turns it into wine. Would you have sex with him?
(blah, blah, blah)
"if there's one guy to have a one night stand with, its Jesus!"
if its a mixed set, you use it on the guy:
"if there's one guy to be gay with, its Jesus!"
SPELLS OPENER (Mystery Method)
"Do you think spells work?" Sometimes this will send the woman off on a long blab, but if the conversation needs to be kept going, the follow-up routine is:
"The reason I'm asking is because my friend over there met a girl in a club last week. He wasn't interested in her sexually, because she wasn't really his type." (Here the woman might say "Sure," in which case you reply "No, really!" and touch her arm or waist.) "Anyway, she hung out at his house and after she left, he found a metal ring wrapped around a scroll and some feathers under his couch. Well, he took it to a magick store and they said it was an attraction spell. And now, the strange thing is, he can't stop thinking of her. Do you think it's the spell or just psychological?"
TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP (LXSarging)
Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message?
(Then make up a good back-story for this)
THUG LOVIN' (jlaix)
Hey guys, I need an opinion quick. Which is superior... which do the ladies prefer
more...THUG LOVIN'? or...GANGSTA LOVIN'? Well, my girlfriend from work said
gangsta because its more hard-core whereas thug lovin' is more like a hobby. But my other gf said gangsta would be disrespectful, like they'd pistol whip you and run a train on your ass, whereas thug lovin', the dude is hard, but when it comes to the ladies, he's smooth and sensitive... blah blah blah..."
TWIN BROTHERS (Ross Jefferies)
You're at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers; they are absoutely identical, physically.
ONE of them has the best hands of any guy you've ever met. The other is an incredible dancer. Which one do you pick?
Same scenario. Again, the two guys are identical. One makes you laugh more than anyone you've ever met. The other is the most incredible kisser you could ever in a lifetime encounter. Which one do you pick?
Same scenario: One guy has more money than Bill Gates. The other makes you feel like you are the most beautiful, desirable woman who ever walked the face of the planet. Which do you pick?
(It'd probably be best to make up some sort of back-story for this)
WEBBED FEET (Nilatak)
"Hey guys... would you date a guy with webbed feet??"
"I had a summer job at Y Supermarket and there was this guy I used to work with that had webbed feet. He would always complain that he couln't get a girlfriend. He needed to stuff his shoes with cotton so they would fill up and he would always walk on the tips of his feet. People used to call him 'Twinkle Toes'!"
They usually ask if it's me or my wing and I just bust out with "Nawwww...I'm DINKY PENIS!"
WHEEL CHAIR (Ace/Papa)
Would you date a guy in a wheel chair?
(blah blah blah) if she says no say What if it was a really cool wheel chair?
"What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel?"
"You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you both?"
If she says yes set it up for who lies more.or
"What if the guy was suddenly cured by *Jesus*...would you lose interest?"
WHO LIES MORE (Chris Rock version)
Hey guys, I need a female opinion. who lies more Guys or Girls??.......... The way I see it girls the tell the small lies like "you're ass doesn't look fat in those pants" but girls. they tell the big ones... like... "Its your baby!"
Masturbating In The Shower
YOU: “Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?”
HER: “No”
YOU: “It’s true- the other 7% sing”
HER: “Oh really?”
YOU: “Do you know what they sing?”
HER: “No, what?”
YOU: “Oh, you must be one of the 93% of girls that masturbates then”
HER: (Laughs)
Dog or Cat by XFMAN
XF: Hey guys let me get your opinion real fast ... What do you prefer cat or dog ?
HB: Dog
XF: No way , Dog's sucks Wink (NEG) I'm joking I have 5 Laughing ... wait, See the problem is that my little sister/cousin birthday is in one week , she is going to turn 9 years old and I don't know what to buy a cat or a dog , she love both cats and dogs, and the other day at the pet shop... blah blah ( DHV story move to A2 )
Or some variations I have made of my own opener are :
What you prefer for a gift a Cd or Dvd ...
Which movie you think is better: How too loose a guy in 10 days or the notebook , the thing here is that my sister...
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PRIMP OPENER (Harmless) First, here is the frame you're using for this opener:
"You're CUTE... but I'm going to make you a ROCKSTAR!"
You don't even need to say anything to open, so this works in the loudest clubs.
You walk up, of course making sure to keep your BL under control. (Shoulders away, etc.) You check her out then make a face like
you aren't happy with what you see. Then you hold your hands out like you're judging her style. You move in SLOWLY, pick some
article of clothing (hat, shirt, etc. Best if it's upper body or head) and PRIMP it. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly. Now, back
away, lean back, look her over, and give her a thumbs up.
"NOW you're a SUPERSTAR!"
Continue with push/ pull if you wish... " But wait..." and twist the hat back the other way. If she touches her hat, bust her for messing it
up.
Tell her she's allowed to be seen with you now, and promenade her around the club.
Self Empowering Class Opener (credit justincedible!)
opener:
Real quick, you guys think its a good idea to take self empowering classes?
HB:
Y/ no / whatever response
me
"I got a buddy that just ended a X year long relationship. And was thinking about taking a class. But I'm telling him to just go out meet people and socialize, w/o any pressure of anything else. To just go out and have a good conversation.
But my roomate SHE thinks that guys meeting girls out in public is hard and next to impossible. She also thinks that classes for empowerment are ironicly lame. Then again she really had no problems attracting people with her job....
HB:
What did she do?
me
Shes ...get this...brace yourself...an exotic dancer double majoring Business and Psychology. She dances to put herself thru school but I dont know what to make of it. It is her life, Im just glad shes still in school.
Bet youre in school arent you?
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
How to be "cool"
Things you will need:
- watch
- common sense
- will
Most common problems that a Social Engineer will face before and during his conversation are:
- fear of being caught
- fear of being late
- fear of mistakes
- fear of failing
What you need to get over this fears is to become ice cold and merciless. You can do that by meditation and thinking.
Fear is only a state of mind and there for it can be removed. You get afraid in moment you start thinking about what will happen. So to remove this you will have to do allot of preparations. Best is to stay in front of a mirror and think of everything bad that could happen. After you spend some time doing this, sit and make a plan.
Try to think of every possibility and make sure to plan out when you will do something.
Most important thing now is to be honest with your self and ask your self a question!
Am I calm?
Think of situations in which you were late did you run or walked slow even you knew you will miss a buss or a train. Plan out your day get that habit so you can plan your attacks more easy and efficient!
If you want to be a good manipulator make your self think that you are never late.
If you do all I said above you will remove your fear of getting caught just by not thinking about it.
You will remove the fear of being late if you are organized and plan out everything.
Fear of mistakes will go away in moment you have planed everything out and you removed first two fears.
Now the fear of failing is hardest to remove. Most common it is done with NLP but its a phobia implanted deep in human and you can only remove it if you can control your self.
Maybe some of you will say I can control my self. But can you?
If you say you can than stand up turn off your computer and don't come back for a whole month. And in mean time whenever you see a girl you like or someone makes you angry do something about it. Can you do that. If you can than you are ready!
One more thing. Don't you dare saying I can do that above only I don't want to at the moment. It means you can't.
- common sense
- will
Most common problems that a Social Engineer will face before and during his conversation are:
- fear of being caught
- fear of being late
- fear of mistakes
- fear of failing
What you need to get over this fears is to become ice cold and merciless. You can do that by meditation and thinking.
Fear is only a state of mind and there for it can be removed. You get afraid in moment you start thinking about what will happen. So to remove this you will have to do allot of preparations. Best is to stay in front of a mirror and think of everything bad that could happen. After you spend some time doing this, sit and make a plan.
Try to think of every possibility and make sure to plan out when you will do something.
Most important thing now is to be honest with your self and ask your self a question!
Am I calm?
Think of situations in which you were late did you run or walked slow even you knew you will miss a buss or a train. Plan out your day get that habit so you can plan your attacks more easy and efficient!
If you want to be a good manipulator make your self think that you are never late.
If you do all I said above you will remove your fear of getting caught just by not thinking about it.
You will remove the fear of being late if you are organized and plan out everything.
Fear of mistakes will go away in moment you have planed everything out and you removed first two fears.
Now the fear of failing is hardest to remove. Most common it is done with NLP but its a phobia implanted deep in human and you can only remove it if you can control your self.
Maybe some of you will say I can control my self. But can you?
If you say you can than stand up turn off your computer and don't come back for a whole month. And in mean time whenever you see a girl you like or someone makes you angry do something about it. Can you do that. If you can than you are ready!
One more thing. Don't you dare saying I can do that above only I don't want to at the moment. It means you can't.
Thursday, February 9, 2012
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